Saturday, October 25, 2008

Mixed Nuts

I was standing in line for the Bank of America ATM in Columbia Heights (there's always a line...) when a deranged old white dude with a scraggly beard and gnarled teeth came and gave me a talking to. I have no idea what he was saying, but it was not complimentary.

After he'd gone, and I glanced toward the short, middle-aged black lady in front of me (she'd been waiting for my eyes), she let me know what was on her mind:

"I hate to say it, but it's good to see a little diversity in the crazy people around here. It sounds bad, but it's true. This way it's mixed a little. You know, mixed nuts."

Ha!

This one's for George:

(Hat tip to SLNG)

7 Comments:

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Crazies are a dime a dozen in the District, but yeah, it's nice to mix it up with a new weirdo every now & then. :) They're my fave blog fodder!

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